Ridiculous Bullshit

I anticipate that ridiculous bullshit will be an important part of this blog. Ridiculous Bullshit is my term (yes I coined it) for the wretched pulsating mound of obscenely stupid and offensively transparent nonsense that is so profusely excreted from the steaming pores of human activity. You want examples? Too bad. You demand examples? Be cool, beotch! Here are umm...how about 26:

Altenative medicine, Breast enhancement, Communism, Drug prohibition, Environmentalists, Fan fiction, Government (generally), Hippies, Intelligent design, the Justice system, umm, Kountry music, Libertines, Mendacity, Neoconservatism, the Occult, Pork barrel spending, the Quran, Redistribution, Sermonizing, Torture, Unitarian Universalism, Virginity pledges, Women's Studies, dental X-rays, Youth bashing, and, of course, Zambonis.

I firmly intend to attack these prime examples of Ridiculous Bullshit. I will bludgeon them with a reckless ferocity befitting a starving blind man attacking a piñata. Eventually. But there are many topics worthy of discussion. We live in a big world. A huge world, in fact, precariously balanced on the back of a huge turtle. But I will get to them eventually. In the meantime, be patient. And respect the turtle.