Hillary Clinton Vows to "Make It Rain"

South Carolina--Hillary Clinton, New York Senator and Democratic Front runner pledged to stop a possible recession by "making it rain", a phrase used in the Hip Hop community to describe the practice of dropping large amounts of money into a crowd at a night club or strip club. In unrelated news, sources close to Sen. Clinton have announced she has secured the endorsement of rappers Lil Wayne and Fat Joe, endorsements that may be key to securing the votes of democrats in the "Durrty South".